Arts and Science –
The largest faculty at Queen’s, ‘Artsci’ as it is known affectionately by a faculty that’s supposed to be good at words, will have you know that it’s also the easiest degree you can acquire at Queen’s. That’s not technically true – it can be super-hard if you have difficulty writing essays, basic memorization, lack any ‘social media skills’ (that’s basically where all the artsci jobs are), or are a dog. Other than that, its a pretty easy and you have a lot of free time time to “chill out” (smoke weed).
Fine Arts –
You can call us nerds, weirdos, losers, or purple freaks, but never ever call us a cult. We will band, cut you and go breaking bad on your remains. This week engineers will show their wild side; they are probably going to experiment with new drugs like calculus and partake in unprotected chemistry. It’s totally not a cult… don’t call us a cult… please be friends with us. What are friends?
Commerce – Same deal as engineering. I mean, after second year, they don’t talk to anyone outside of commerce, but I mean what kind of cult only associated with their own kind? I mean other than the KKK, Nazis, Neo-Nazi’s…. aaaaaaand now we’re sued by the faculty of commerce.
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Hey baby, are you in nursing? ‘Cause I have a large bone I need you to examine 😉 Wait, where are you going? Don’t leave me… I’m so lonely.
Concurrent Education –
It takes a great teacher to teach people how to be teachers.
They hate being called ‘gym teachers’. And ‘jocks’. And ‘meatheads’. Unfortunately they are all of these things. However, they are generally a lot bigger than me and also choose to exercise instead of sitting behind a computer writing jokes for 12 hours, so they can probably beat me up. So I’m just gonna go ahead and say that they’re the hands down faculty at Queen’s.
Why do we need doctors if we have nurses? Answers: doctors can prescribe oxy
They all joined after a few beers and Suits marathon, thinking they could change the world. They all want to be Harvey, when really they’re Louis. Lets be honest.
Business Telecommunications and Marketing –
St. Lawrence is down the road. You couldn’t even find the correct school.