Awestruck Raptors Fan Revived by Tangerine Commercial


OAKLAND, CA – A Toronto Raptors Fan narrowly escaped death Thursday night, when a Tangerine Commercial revived the Canadian from a state of shock and awe. After Gary Galber witnessed the Toronto Raptors win the NBA Championship, he collapsed into a catatonic state. Thankfully, a Tangerine commercial reminded him to relax in the knick of time, pulling him out of it.

“Yeah I couldn’t believe what was happening,” Galber said, “Thank God that commercial was playing, because the finals can be stressful for fans.” Tangerine Bank, who are providing no start up fees for new customers, would like to remind you that a commercial is not a replacement for seeking medical treatment.