Donald Trump Commends Golden Words Science Fair as Premier Science Competition


After attending the the Golden Words Science Fair on Tuesday night, Donald Trump took to Twitter to express his satisfaction with the display of projects:

The President was particularly amazed by the Donald Trump Tweet Generator, a project that uses machine learning to predict future tweets from his account. Donald Trump reportedly acquired this technology from the students and fired his communications team. US Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos, who also attended, called the event “an effective model for science education holy shit is that a penis volcano?! Lemme see!!!”

Overall, the President felt as though Golden Words showed “the future of scientific science in the US“. After the event wrapped up, the President was seen speaking to the winner, discussing ways in which to deal with the fake media using the cyber to disseminate their message, and the ways in which a wall could potentially be built using dildos.

Scientists around the world had strong opinions about the president’s endorsement, with Bill Nye firing back:

Golden Words embraced the endorsement, officially renaming the fair “The Donald Trump Fair of Totally Real Science”