Douchebag Debit Card with 0 Balance “Still Totally Gonna Tap That”


A local debit card was confident he’ll totally be tapping that Interac Flash® terminal he spotted at Metro, despite having zero funds in his chequing account. The Interac Flash® terminal was later seen rejecting him, after he reportedly tried paying for 30 dollars worth of groceries.

“I honestly would have just let him pay for the food and overdraft his account, but he was acting like a total prick,” the Interac Flash® Terminal said. “And after the transaction failed, he still had the nerve to ask if he could swipe/insert himself! What an absolute douchebag.”

Friends hypothesize that the debit card is a douche because deep down he is very insecure, overcompensating for his small chip.