Drake Makes Uncool Things Cool

  1. Dancing like a drunk uncle at a barbecue whose recently regained the use of his legs (Too soon… RIP Jimmy)
  2. Crying in the shower in a fetal position
  3. Dropping really #dope lines such as “And know I pop bottles cause I bottle my emotions” and “I’m scared that every girl I care for will find a better man and end up happier in the long run”
  4. Canada
  5. Reinvigorating the male name “Aubrey” as something that should go unquestioned
  6. Loving your own mother (and every other else’s mother)
  7. Referring to yourself as daddy in Spanish
  8. Handling all your inter-personal conflicts by releasing subsequent diss tracks and having those tracks blow-up into singles in their own right
  9. Being born into privilege but still convincing people you “started from the bottom”
  10. Beige turtleneck sweaters in the winter. Linen capris in the summer.
  11. Women’s professional tennis
  12. The Friendzone™