Golden Words Website Resurrected, Upstages Jesus


In a turn of events that can only be described as miraculous, the Golden Words website has risen from the dead after 3 months, becoming the most famous resurrection ever and even surpassing the Son of God himself. Our reporters confirmed the miracle was a DIRECT result of divine intervention, and had nothing to do with lazy editors finally renewing the domain.

Inside sources said the website majorly ticked-off Jesus this time, in what Mr. Christ has described as “a real dick move”.