Jenga Fett A Character Analysis


Jenga Fett was a humanoid Mandalorian from the Star Wars universe. Raised from a young age by monks on the hills of Concord Dawn in Jenga-assassination techniques, he slowly asserted his ruthless abilities and became one of the most feared Jenga-related bounty hunters in the galaxy. Jenga Fett pioneered the 2 piece eye gouge, Jenga throat pull, and block prison torture technique. Rumour has it that part of his discipline was stacking 3000 Jenga blocks up and down every morning at the strike of dawn. 
Jenga Fett was know to topple towers and governments for the highest bidder. His skills, ruthlessness and precisions were so renowned, that the Jedi contracted the cloning masters of Kaminoans to make an army of thousands of identical clones. The Kaminoans were known for their cloning abilities through Jenga-infused DNA splicing.
The Jedi hoped that such an army would be able to defend against any fringe groups who would aim to topple their Jenga regime. Though initially fearful of the potential of such a large Jenga military, the Kaminoans soon came to terms with their sheer block building and deadly abilities. This military would eventually fight the droid armies of the Confederacy of Independent Systems and with their unique vertical Jenga stacking formations, achieve their great victories in the Battle of the Block, Passjengadaele, the Battle of Jenga Ridge, and the invasion of Jenga Beach on J-Day. At the Battle of Jengaonosis however, the original Jenga Fett died at the hands of Obi-Wan Kenobi, whose force abilities made him able to deflect the razor sharp Jenga pieces that Jenga Fett fired at him. His son, Boba Fett, however, survived, and would eventually come to work for Jenga the Hutt, the powerful crime lord of the planet Tatooine.
With victory in reach for the Galactic Republic, the plans of Darth Greg came to fruition, with Executive Order 66 wiping out nearly all of the Jedi Order. The Galactic Empire would rise, under Darth Greg and his dastardly ploy to eliminate all blocks from the universe. However, pursued by the Empire’s sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy….