Other Floors of Douglas Library Finally Fed Up with “Harry Potter Room’s” Shit

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In an open letter the other floors of Douglas Library announced they are sick and tired of that attention-whore, the Harry Potter Room. In the letter, the other floors detail how The Harry Potter Room thinks it’s so slick, but really it is just a two-bit good-for-nothing shitbag.

As a representative of the below-ground, Floor 2S was hurt that Harry Potter Room doesn’t call anymore. “We used to be BFFs, but now that two-faced bitch only ever wants to take insta pics with the 1st year students. Meanwhile I’m alone with all the left-behind smelly 5th years trying to graduate. Don’t forget where you came from Harry Potter Room, I remember you when you were nothing but a trailer trash punk, that couldn’t even read. You think you’re hot shit because you have a book series named after you? Yo Mama was a nudie magazine and Yo Daddy was a copy of the Queen’s Journal.” Sick burn, Floor 2S.

Even the infamously snooty W.D. Jordan Rare Books & Jordan Special Collections Floor thought Harry Potter Room was pretentious. “Never have I EVER encountered a library so aloof. ALOOF I say! Why, after the last incident at the Supper Club, I wouldn’t sit on a davenport in dungarees next to the poor sob, never MIND attend a Picture-Show with the scoundrel!”

At Press time, the Douglas library floors decided they don’t hate Harry Potter Room anymore, and have decided to start a feud with The “no-good rotten” Isabel-Tett Centre. Those uppity skanks.

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