Reasons to Join Golden Words

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1.You’re a horrible person.
2.We are also horrible people.
3.We deserve each other.
4.We all deserve pizza.
5.For every person who writes for Golden Words, Donald Trump feels the need to buy more hair.
6.We may not be the proudest bunch but at least we’re not The Journal.
7.The jokes we don’t publish are kind of funnier, but somehow ruder.
8.I’m so lonely.
9.If there are more people who actually write funny shit, then I can just show up and not try and still eat pizza.
 

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