Sexual Consent Agreement

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SUPREME COURT OF GOLDEN WORDS
CONTINUING CONSENT SEXUAL AGREEMENT FOR 2 PARTICIPANTS
I ________________ (name of first participant), born on ___/___/____ (dd/mm/yyyy), hereby referred to as Partner 1, consent to the following acts with __________________(name of second participant), born on  ___/___/____ (dd/mm/yyyy), hereby referred to as Partner 2, in the time period of ___/___/____/__:__:__ (dd/mm/yyyy/HH:MM:SS) to ___/___/____/__:__:__ (dd/mm/yyyy/HH:MM:SS).
SAFEWORD (MANDATORY)

    • Raspberry
    • Giraffe
    • Alligator
    • Serpentine
    • Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
    • Clarkapaloozaroosheagastock
    • Antidisestablishmentarianism
    • Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
    • ________________________ (Fill in your own)
  • Kissing on
    • Cheek
    • Mouth
    • Neck
    • ___________ (Fill in your own)
    • With use of tongue
    • With semi-permanent consequences such as hickeys
  • Lights ON
  • Lights OFF
  • Positions
    • Missionary (For the sole purpose of procreation)
    • Missionary (For any other reason, please specify _______________________)
    • Oral sex for partner 1
    • Oral sex for partner 2
    • Doggy Style
    • Pile Driver
    • Alaskan Pipeline
    • Cow gender-nonspecific term
    • Reverse Cow- gender nonspecific term
    • Standing
    • Shower
    • Bath
    • Assistant Manager, Wendy’s Store #4014
  • Names allowed to be said
    • _________________________ (Partner 1)
    • _________________________ (Partner 2)
    • _________________________ (Former Lover)
    • President Obama
    • Her Majesty the Queen
  • Places
    • Kitchen
    • Couch
    • Bed
    • Table
    • Ikea Furniture You Can’t Pronounce
    • Grave of your enemy
    • Airport
    • Campus Bathroom
    • Golden Words office
  • Volume
    • Let’s make sure that everyone knows I’m getting laid!
    • High
    • Medium
    • Low
    • No noise – I want to hear the bed squeak
  • Toys
    • Handcuffs
      • Fuzzy
      • Cold hard steel
    • Restraints
    • Paddles
    • Vibrator
    • Cock Ring
    • Vibrating Cock Ring
    • Butt plug
    • Rubber Duckie
    • LEGO
  • Music
    • None
    • “Let’s Get It On”
    • “Let It Go”
    • Wu-Tang Clan
    • “My Heart Will Go On”
    • The sweet serenade of the sounds of nature (only applicable if outdoors)
  • Use of recording device
    • Sound recorder
    • Camera
    • Video camera
    • Snapchat
    • Webcam connected to ___________ (name of person, website, or stalker)
  • Addition of another person
    • Please see the separate form for sexual acts with greater than 2 people (Form #69+)
  • Please disclose any venereal diseases
    • No…
    • Shut up!
    • ____________ (fill in excuse)

For renewal of contract, see form (#12345)

______________________________        ____________________________
(Acting Partner #1)                        (Acting Partner #2)

_______________________________        ____________________________
(Witness)                            (Lawyer, or Homeless Man)        

If under 16, please have a parent sign below (what the fuck, you said you were 19!)

__________________________________
(Parent)

This contract abides by the laws of the province of Ontario and is valid in the court of law. Please present this to a lawyer before any of the above is completed.

Note: an issued retraction published on October 29, 2014 can be found here: http://goldenwords.ca/node/209/

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