The Benefits of Having a Pet Frog in Second Year


I know, I know, who the fuck wants a pet frog? But they actually make fantastic pets for your average (or in your case, below average) college student. Here are just a few reasons why frogs make such loving pets.

  1. They won’t tell people your secrets. 
  2. Frog legs are murder.
  3. I’m so hungover fuck this.