The phrase “Savage” is often thrown around. It seems as if any mundane act is described as the pure barbarism that the word savage implies. Golden Words is here to definitely tell you the things that are Savage:
Peeing on children, then getting mad at their parents for trying to stop you
Eating Ceviche while pregnant
Saying you’re 21 on tinder when you’re really 20
Leaving the toilet seat up in a bar bathroom
Taking a snapchat video while zooming in on someone’s face
Wearing a sweatshirt for a college you don’t go to
Taking nyquil even though you don’t have a cold
Having a bible verse in your twitter bio even though you’ve been to church twice
Filling up on bread before the entree comes out
That guy from Mythbusters
Ordering a full sized Caesar salad at a restaurant and tipping 13%
Being Seth Rogen
Eating a tomato like a handfruit
Using the ideal gas law even though you are dealing with conditions in which it does not apply
Not knowing the words to Hotline Bling
Cooking too much rice because you don’t understand the cooking ratio
Only reading the Sparknotes summary of books for a book report
Pretending to like Jazz to seem cultured
Correcting someone’s cutlery form
Blogging about white privilege
People who say they aren’t excited about Adele’s new album
Building a condominium on top of an ancient Indian graveyard
Going to the club just to dance with your girls
Using the express line when you have 12 items or more
Liking profile pictures before 2012
Chasing alcohol with an apple
Hyphenating your children’s names
Pretending not to know the lyrics to Spice Girls’ Wannabe
Asking someone to help fix your internet because they’re in Eng
Asking someone not to spoil a show that’s been out for 5 years
Commenting on political Facebook posts
The preceding items are the only things that are savage. Nothing else is savage. Claiming something not on this list is savage is probably the most savage thing you can do.
