This Week in Review


September 20th – World’s bravest man puts “Overlord” bar under his GPA collar
September 21st – Elon Musk remembers that he went to Queen’s University for a year. “Oh yeah”, he recounts
September 22nd – Child dies after too few people share the facebook photo of him dying in hospital bed
September 23rd – Upper class cis-white male achieves 3rd American dream
September 24th – 24-year-old bachelor accidentally leaves the toilet seat up in his single bedroom apartment. There is no consequence.
September 25th – Socially anxious man goes to party, stands outside for three hours, and walks away. 
September 26th – Local man finishes entire container of sour cream – proceeds to destroy all personal relationships in his life