Top 5 Reasons for Giving Up on School

  1. Your prof skips class more than you do.
  2. Your calculus prof doesn’t even take class seriously. They continually talk about math and then say, ‘i j k’. You’re left wondering if your notes are accurate or if they were just joking.
  3. Your prof doesn’t show up to tutorial and when you ask why he didn’t show up, he comes up with complete shit excuses. Things literally like, “I got distracted turning my laptop on and off.”
  4. Your relativity prof takes off late marks even after you explain that from your reference frame it definitely wasn’t late.
  5. You realize that your real dream is to become a sandwich artist, and you don’t want to fight against it anymore.