Top Ten Space Fillers

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  1. This List
  2. Some other fucking list
  3. What am I, some sort of creative genius?
  4. Well obviously I am
  5. BOW BEFORE ME MERE MORTALS FOR I DWARF YOUR PUNY MINDS WITH MY INTELLIGENCE
  6. WE SHALL SACRIFICE A GOAT TO CHAZBAH, LORD OF DARKNESS, FOR HE IS GOOD AND JUST. HE HATH GIVEN US A WONDROUS BOUNTY OF FRESH WHEAT AND BUXOM WOMEN!
  7. “What are you doing???!!! That is my child you have there, not a goat! He’s a boy, dammit, a boy!!!”
  8. The plague years have come and gone. Now there is nothing but barren wasteland. There is so much space to fill. All space. No life. Only darkness.
  9. Nothing can ever fill the space where my heart used to be. I am destined to wander the Earth forever, a husk of a once proud man.
  10. Hippos
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