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Follow these super simple tried and true hacks to become a certified VSCO Girl™ .      Be white. Self-explanatory.  Have an inherent need to save the turtles but have absolutely no self awareness.  Using reusable water bottles and straws is a must!  But like who cares about where our brand name clothes come from.  Buy 150 scrunchies that have definitely...
Ahoy, me hearties. Thar be a day fast approaching that be most important to a pirate like me, but ‘tis ruined by landlubbers who be not knowin’ about respectin’ the culture o’ piracy. If ye be wantin’ to be talkin’ like a pirate, thar be some things ye need to know. If ye be a landlubber then  yer not...
Ever wanted to get involved with some wonderful cults on campus?  Well look no farther because you’ve absolutely come to the right place.  From real life cults to mildly culty design teams, Queen’s has plenty to offer.      Engineering.  The GOAT.  The faCULTy to rule all faculties.  Come join us in our quest for the fabled IRON RING. Commerce.  They...
To whom it may concern, which I imagine is many of you stuck out there in the barren wastelands of the student ghetto, I understand your pain and I have come offering solace. I understand the despair you feel because the odorous, solo-cup littered Kingston streets are not fertile enough to bear fruit and perhaps would be if only...