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TORONTO - In a surprising turn of events, Sportsnet has announced this afternoon that Don Cherry will be removed from his role as host of Coaches' Corner on Hockey Night in Canada. This comes following an anti-immigrant rant Cherry had live on air Saturday night, in which he criticized immigrants for not paying respect to those who...
A local debit card was confident he’ll totally be tapping that Interac Flash® terminal he spotted at Metro, despite having zero funds in his chequing account. The Interac Flash® terminal was later seen rejecting him, after he reportedly tried paying for 30 dollars worth of groceries. “I honestly would have just let him pay for the food and overdraft his...
I’m sure you know the feeling.  Disappointment seeping into every crevice and orifice of your insignificant existence.  The key here is...millennials killed happiness. Just like fast food, the Amazon, and human rights, happiness has now been effectively murdered.  And in its place, there is disappointment and anguish. YAY 2019! The year of wanting to crawl into a hole and...
Follow these super simple tried and true hacks to become a certified VSCO Girl™ .      Be white. Self-explanatory.  Have an inherent need to save the turtles but have absolutely no self awareness.  Using reusable water bottles and straws is a must!  But like who cares about where our brand name clothes come from.  Buy 150 scrunchies that have definitely...
Take this short quiz to figure out what engineering building you are. What do you wear on a daily basis? Mom jeans and retro t-shirtsSweater vests and white sneakersBrandy melville everything and H&M jeansSuits, Barney style What discipline are you in? GeologyApple Math Chemistry Mining