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Malaysia Children as young as six may be forced to work brutal hours in hot stuffy conditions for little to no pay. As a research assistant, you too may be forced to work brutal hours in hot stuffy conditions for little to no pay. But at least the six-year-old’s boss appreciates his work.   Somalia Usually, violent pirates are enough to deter you...
In what has felt like a century, the City of Kingston has finally announced the reopening of The Pier as soon as you graduate and move out of the township. The city issued a press release last Tuesday to notify the local students and community of their intentions. Local mayor, Bryan Paterson, spoke of the event: “I’m really excited...
At Kingston's city council meeting last Sunday, some residents of the town issued their complaints regarding Wolfe Island's wind turbines. Contrary to the popular “visually unappealing” turbine concerns, local citizen, Gerald Mason, accused the island’s power generators of being the cause of Kingston’s harsh winds. Mason began to suggest that the rotation of the turbines’ blades generates the cold...
After Ontario Progressive Conservatives (OPC) ousted their previous leader Patrick Brown, the party has been in turmoil. However, after last night’s leadership election, the party rejected moderate candidate Christine Elliot to elect a radical outsider, Rob Ford’s husky, ‘Dog Ford’. Dog Ford was a surprise candidate, and with only one term as a Toronto city councilor to his name,...
KINGSTON, ON – Simultaneously preparing for their upcoming 8:30 lecture, downstairs tenant Mark Estran declared war against upstairs tenant Jake Richards over the right to have a hot water shower. Although rushing water was audible from the upstairs bathroom prior to Mark’s undressing in the bathroom, Mark denied to alter his morning schedule by proceeding to turn the plastic...