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In a turn of events that can only be described as miraculous, the Golden Words website has risen from the dead after 3 months, becoming the most famous resurrection ever and even surpassing the Son of God himself. Our reporters confirmed the miracle was a DIRECT result of divine intervention, and had nothing to do with lazy editors finally...
Has anyone seen my jacket? I had it at stages last night. If anyone maybe took it please msg me it is cold and I dont have another one ahah. It is a black northface bomber and it says “Jamie” in silver sharpie on the tag. Last seen in coatcheck (also I put it in the corner by one...
Queen’s Homecoming this year was incredibly free of all debauchery thanks to Principal Woolf’s well worded pre-hoco email. In it, Woolf appealed to the students to not party, drink in the streets, and do damage to property. As sensible individuals and university educated adults, the students agreed to a safe Homecoming, maintained at a respectful volume. To start off the...
Over this past weekend, the university disclosed the unveiling of their new safety service – Stalkhome. This organization aims to assist unaccompanied students walking through the ghetto, by providing that student with a fellow stranger who briskly follows approximately 20-feet behind. The intent of this project is to ensure that the student arrives at their destination safely, whilst the...
Kingston, ON - The Kingston Police Department has released a statement apologizing to the students and faculty of Queen’s University for it’s somewhat over enthusiastic behavior over the past few weeks. “I swear to God that when I heard my two daughters talking about cuffing season I thought they were talking about a period from roughly September to February...