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This Thursday, Kawhi Leonard was seen in Toronto loading a 400kg mass onto a medieval trebuchet. Pundits and critics alike can only speculate whether this might mean Leonard stays with the Raptors for another season. Torontonians in the area were quick to snap pictures of the MVP in public. Raptors fan since May, Tony Bappy, told Golden Words that the...
TORONTO - Following the Toronto Raptors game 6 triumph over the Golden State Warriors, one thing was on the mind of Raptors fan Ian White: “What do I do now?”. White, a self-proclaimed “Raptors superfan” since late May, has been following the team fervently over the past few weeks, but is now unsure of what to do over the...
OAKLAND, CA – A Toronto Raptors Fan narrowly escaped death Thursday night, when a Tangerine Commercial revived the Canadian from a state of shock and awe. After Gary Galber witnessed the Toronto Raptors win the NBA Championship, he collapsed into a catatonic state. Thankfully, a Tangerine commercial reminded him to relax in the knick of time, pulling him out...
TORONTO - A major breakthrough was made in the machine learning and artificial intelligence sectors in Toronto this past Saturday evening. As the Toronto Raptors defeated the Milwaukee Bucks 100-94, Toronto’s experimental android player, the Kinematically enhanced Android With Human-like Intelligence (KAWHI) began to show signs of blurring the lines between man and machine. At the presentation of the...