(lord know the poor boy needs it)
Is your marriage on the rocks thanks to some unflattering comments you made ten years ago surfacing to ruin your marriage and career? Boy have we got the kindred spirit for you! Billy seeks young SWF, hot as shit with nice legs. Interests include celebrities, nicknames, giggling about strong alpha males, frat parties and defending liars, be they moronic swimmers or sexual predators. I promise girl, it’ll be super romantic.
AND ENTER TO WIN