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Professor Jesus Fired for Breaking Laws of Physics
“Whatever, fuck you guys”
After witnesses reported Jesus walking on water (painted entirely purple) towards the pier while unsanctioned drinking was occurring there, the Physics...
Fuckboi Diagnosed With Feelings
This week the Mayo (not cool whip) Journal of Medicine released the newest medical phenomenon; Feelings have been diagnosed in the fuckboi race. Not...
